KIDS: "Madison got a haircut!"
ME: WHAT!?!?!?!?!?
KIDS: "Madison, don't tell Mama. You'll get in trouble."
ME: I wonder what she's done now.
KIDS: "Madison's got the markers!"
ME: By now I'm sure there's another VanGogh on my living room wall. Thank God for washable paint.
KIDS: "Madison's on top of the refrigerator! Again!"
ME: Did I give birth to a daughter or a monkey? I thought only boys did this.
and what you REALLY don't want to hear:
KIDS: "MAMA! Madison's got Sara!"
ME: It's a wonder she's made it this far. Why did I have four children again?
ME: WHAT!?!?!?!?!?
KIDS: "Madison, don't tell Mama. You'll get in trouble."
ME: I wonder what she's done now.
KIDS: "Madison's got the markers!"
ME: By now I'm sure there's another VanGogh on my living room wall. Thank God for washable paint.
KIDS: "Madison's on top of the refrigerator! Again!"
ME: Did I give birth to a daughter or a monkey? I thought only boys did this.
and what you REALLY don't want to hear:
KIDS: "MAMA! Madison's got Sara!"
ME: It's a wonder she's made it this far. Why did I have four children again?
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